funny ha ha

So I flick on ESPN to find some info about teams "on the bubble" for making the NCAA Tourney. What do I learn? That the Detroit Lions should take a safety in Round 3.

If you don't know what "on the bubble" means then you are the exact type of person I want to compete against in my NCAA pool.

Below is my latest set of Rankings & Irrelevant Comments.  Educational?  Unlikely. Informed? Nah.  Entertaining?  Hopefully.

 

1. UCONN (27-2)

Best Wins: Miami, at Gonzaga, West Virginia, Villanova, at Louisville, SU

Losses: Georgetown, Pitt

At half-time of last Saturday’s primetime game, ESPN commentators provided analysis of plays that I just saw, replays of action that I just saw, and statistics of the first half that I just saw. That led me to ponder: “Didn’t I just see this?” And, “Does ESPN, the network that I love more than life itself, think I’m an idiot?” The commentators did not respond.

 

 

Below is my latest set of Rankings & Irrelevant Comments.  Educational?  Unlikely.  Entertaining?  Hopefully.

 

1. PITT (25-2)

Best wins: Florida State, Syracuse, ND, WV, at UConn

Any Luster To ESPN’s Bracket Buster?

 

My wife thinks I’m a College-Hoop-aholic.  The evidence is somewhat convincing:

 

*On February 14th, she asked, “Do you have any idea what today is?  I responded, “Yeah, it’s Wisconsin’s turn to host College GameDay.”

Below is my current set of Rankings and Irrelevant Comments.  I’m hoping that the Irrelevant Comments make you laugh.  If, however, you find my Rankings laughable, well, that’s fine too.

 

 

Things you will never hear a man say: (1) I'd love to watch Thelma & Louise again. (2) Mmmm... Tofu. (3) Her breasts are way too big.  And (4) I can't take another minute of ESPN.

I must sadly admit that as of this past Tuesday the one about ESPN no longer applies to me.

We all know by now how Indiana was ravaged in the off-season due to NBA departures (Gordon), graduation (White), and the mess left by Captain Crooked (Sampson).  Thus everyone expected Indiana to struggle.. but the Hoosiers might actually be even worse than originally thought. They’re not just bad, they’re on the verge of being all-time, Oregon State, NJIT, Savannah State, Washington Generals, bad..