Actual Diaper Dandies
On Thursday, the NCAA voted to allow 7th graders to be treated as college prospects. This will give college coaches the chance to recruit 12 year old boys and girls as potential college athletes. I have a somewhat unconventional solution to this "problem" the NCAA decided to "solve".
Why not just have the youngster make his decision at birth? As soon as the infant releases itself from its mothers womb, a decision must be made! The child will be required to place its footprint on the dotted line and don a diaper with the appropriate school colors...
When will this madness end? Probably never, as its only beginning to out of hand...
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Ryan is a graduate of Rutgers University in New Brunswick, NJ. He has played hoops his entire life and likes to give a different perspective on things. His game has been likened to two current NBA players; Raja Bell, for his long distance shooting and defensive toughness, and Bruce Bowen, for his ability to shoot threes but not free throws. In his free time Ryan likes to be a dude and avoid fist pumpers at all costs.